Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 12


For Book about Books, I read Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto. This review will be kind of long as I have a few bones to pick with Miss Leto.

I loved the sound of this book. As a bibliophile, it seemed like a really fun read. I expected someone who loved books in all incarnations. Instead I got someone who either ignored or bashed most of what I like to read.

I strongly suspect Leto is a genre snob. Classic and contemporary literature are ubiquitous but everything else gets a quick nod or is skipped entirely. She mentions romances to mock them, mysteries never, and only classic sci-fi (Clarke, Heinlein, Asimov, etc). If there was any mention of contemporary genre or speculative fiction, I missed it.

Leto claims to love memoirs by celebrity relatives but you wouldn’t know it from the way she talks about them. Most of what she said about memoirs and essays lead me to believe she’s annoyed by their existence. If she hadn’t outright said she loved them, I’d have never known.

The how-to-fake-it section was interesting, helpful, and introduced me to some books I want to read. It started fun then dragged then stopped being compelling and just something to get through.

It either needed to be broken up or some authors should have been cut. I have never had to fake having read Zadie Smith among many others. And for all the authors included, Jane Austen was omitted.

I know Leto hates chick lit but most women and some men have had to fake having read something by Austen at some point. I’ve read a lot of articles touting the reasons why Jane Austen should be considered classic literature instead of highbrow chick lit. I suspect Leto omitted Austen because it’s not literati cannon and is therefore beneath her.

I wasn’t nuts about the narrative structure either. The book was split between Leto’s life and bits from her blog. If it had been all of one or the other or divided so it was read that way, it would have better flow. This just felt disjointed and cobbled together.

Leto had plenty of interesting things to say, especially in the final chapter. She has talent and I would love to see it somewhere else. Parts were fun but as a whole? I give it an unenthused meh.

1) Fiction 
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery 
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist 
10) Teen 
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science 
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller 
29) Themed Anthology 
30) Steampunk 
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media  
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor 
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports

Music: She Don’t Like Firefly by Mikey Mason

Monday, April 8, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 11

Checking Free off the list with a recent gift card purchase, Demetri Martin’s Point Your Face at This. I enjoyed Martin’s last book This Is a Book. It was a combination of drawings and essays. You have to appreciate his humor to appreciate the essays but the drawings are pretty universal. One was a picture of highway traffic and all the cars were labeled ‘Idiot’ except for one labeled ‘Me.’

Point Your Face at This is an entire book of those drawings. My favorites were the break room and the ‘3D person in our living room’ drawings. I kind of wish I could get a small print of the last one and hang it somewhere. Even if you’re not a big Martin Fan it’s worth a read.

1) Fiction 
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery 
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist 
10) Teen 
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books 
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science 
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller 
29) Themed Anthology 
30) Steampunk 
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media  
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor 
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports

Music: My Heart Will Go On by Bella Morte

Sunday, April 7, 2013

You Can Quote Me

Due to my great wit and crazy friends, we regularly come up with crazy quotes that should be shared.

“I just burned my nose hairs off.”

“You have no filter do you?”
“Filters are for coffee and cigarettes, two other things I have no use for.”

I’d take your manical driving more seriously if you weren’t doing it in a Honda that predates me and sounds like a wind-up toy on speed.

Said by a girl: “I wish I could just hairy myself up and fuck a bunch of twinks.”

“I’ll readily admit I’m a huge pervert but there’s no way to say that without a negative connotation.”

“I ponder like a mofo.”

“I heard the mating call of the wild Herman Cain.”

“No epic story ever started with ‘I had a salad.’”

“That’s like going to a strip club for the music.”

“Once you’re above 25, you really need to moderate your head banging.”

“I must be going nuts.”
“If you’re going nuts, I’m going with you.”


During Dinner
“I love the pink stuff. That’s where the flavor is.”

“Blow on this and try it.”


From Wicked Faire
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my labyrinth and I stole your baby.

“So as long as you don’t have to say Alabama you’ll go with it.”

“The ball pit: The most fun you can have at Wicked with your clothes on.”


At my birthday party
“One of the top 5 things I don’t want to happen to me today: fellatio from a giant spider.”

“You got a B or an Asian F.”


At a debauchery filled board game party
On Harry Potter: “I would have created a 5th house with midget hookers and blow!”

Cards Against Humanity: “I’m still mad he rejected my fad diet of heartwarming orphans.”

CAH: “The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History is opening an interactive exhibit on my vagina.”

CAH: “I discovered waiting until marriage was really deflowering the princess all along.”

“What happens in the upstairs bathroom mostly stays in the upstairs bathroom.”

“Aw. Where’d you find your pants?”

“Show me where the bad man touched you.”

“She needs comfort, not rape.”

“Are you dead?”
“Yes, by my own wife. Bitch.”

“Here, have a squid.”

“The closest you’ll see to me drunk is when I’m extremely tired. Right now I’m somewhere between buzzed and tipsy.”

Music: Farther Down by Neon Trees

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Bookfession, Again

My family tends to buck tradition so when it came time for Easter, my mom and I headed to Geppi’s Entertainment Museum in downtown Baltimore. Depending on how many signs you read and how much you interact with the exhibit, you can easily kill 2 hours there. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by the American Visionary Art Museum but I expected a little more out of the gift shop. They had some cool stuff but not as much as I was expecting.

The staff was great. I’m planning on buying the Sandman box set sometime this year. Most of the items in the store are at least 20% off the cover price. If I order it through them, they’ll stay open late enough for me to swing by and pick it up as long as they know I’m coming. He was also very helpful in giving me some ideas on how to put together my Jayne Cobb costume that I’ve been failing epically to cobble together.

With a museum full of comics and a staff this helpful and cool, it was inevitable I’d buy stuff. I also had $75 in Barnes and Noble gift cards and a 20% coupon. That’s as good a time as any to buy a new book I bring you my latest bookfession

Mr. Stuffins by Andrew Cosby It’s about a badass teddy bear. ‘Nuff said.

Archie Meets Kiss by Alex Segura My mom was talking about how she let me read whatever Archie comics I wanted and is convinced that helped with my current love of reading. She’s not wrong.

Cash and Carry by Tim Broderick Interesting premise, autographed, and 20% off.

Path of the Just edited by James Lowder A $2 superhero fiction anthology. So not apologizing for this one.

Saga by Brian K. Vaughan I’ve wanted to read it and I’ve heard good things. Plus the staff helped talk me into it.

Dr. Horrible and Other Horrible Stories by Zack Whedon Like you would have said no?

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov That particular book has popped up many times in the last year. I waited until B&N sent me a coupon and paired it with a gift card so it was free. Since I went into the bookstore, I ended up with another book that caught my attention

Point Your Face at This by Dmitri Martin I really enjoyed his last book and this one was only $13. With the coupon and the gift card both Lolita and Point Your Face didn’t cost anything. At least I know what I’m doing for Classic and Free

Music: Hometown Glory by ADELE

Monday, April 1, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 10


Whether you’re a Star Trek fan or don’t know Klingon from German, you’ve heard the jokes about the red shirts in the original series. The main cast plus an ensign in a red shirt go on an away mission and the red shirt bites it before the commercial. What if the Star Trek universe were real and all the red shirts on the ship were starting to figure it out? That’s what John Scalzi does in this novel.

I thought the premise was absolutely brilliant and it was executed with Scalzi’s trademark wit and sarcasm. I really enjoyed watching the characters piece together and figure out what was really going on. It’s one of the things I love about Jasper Fforde’s novels. They give the traditional narrative a whole new twist without ever breaking the fourth wall.

The Codas at the end were interesting. They were separate from the main narrative but added another layer to some of the other characters. Not to spoil anything but there are some characters that arrive later in the story that you don’t get to know well. This helps explain them and the aftermath of the main narrative. Scalzi uses the codas to explore them further. It’s not something writers often do so it added a really good perspective.

If you’re a sci-fi fan at all, you should read this (by should I mean ‘have to at your leisure’). If you’re any sort of Star Trek fan, you must read this. Faster would be better. It’s rare that I’ll force a book on someone so when I do, I mean it.

1) Fiction 
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery 
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist 
10) Teen 
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books 
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science 
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free 
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller 
29) Themed Anthology 
30) Steampunk 
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media  
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor 
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports

Current Music: Ironwing by Two Steps from Hell