One of the running jokes on Twitter to mock Twilight fans is that vampires are dead. If you don’t have a beating heart, blood can’t flow ergo vampires can’t have erections. We are talking about immortal beings that sparkle in sunlight and have marble-like skin and are more flammable than an oil spill. We’re really sticking with the normal rules of biology on this?
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