Thursday, November 6, 2014

So That Happened

Last summer I was at a cook out with some of my crazy RenFest friends. These are some of the magical quotes that happened during a relatively 'normal' conversation. You're welcome.

"Talk to my tit. My tit needs to understand!"

"I would so fuck a smurf."

"I would also fuck a snork. They have penises on their heads."
"I don't know how you'd survive with your penis on your head"
"Teletubbies do it all the time"

"They're like alien ben-wan balls"
"I am not putting that up my ass!"

"This is a religious experience. This is a chocolate temple."

"You are getting my ultra-gay Lafayette voice!"
"That show is nothing but blood and sex and no I don't mean Game of Thrones"

"I bet you have a fabulous bedazzled and rhinestoned riding crop."

"Yes, it's still rape if it's my armpit. True story."

"I dated one guy who was kind of special. I'd have my knee bent and it's like WTF is your problem?"

"Last year I was a different person. I was gay AND drunk"


Music: The 13th Hour by Midnight Syndicate (Yes, I know it's after Halloween. No, I don't care.)

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