Showing posts with label Washington Capitals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington Capitals. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Hockey Is Magic


My first Capitals game was November 21, 2011. The tickets were a Groupon an ex bought at my behest. We broke up the night before and he let me use them so I went with my BFF. It was the first Caps game I went to as an adult.

The last Caps game Boy Toy went to was with some tickets he got from his roommate who is a season ticket holder. He ended up taking a buddy but hasn’t been able to make it back since. That was November 21, 2011.

We were at the same hockey game. We figured it out while talking about the Coyotes and the game I was at with the balloon making its way on to the ice. There is only one real conclusion to draw here: Hockey is magic.

I could throw in some crap about destiny but my parents met at a Caps game. I maintain the magic is with hockey.

Music: Awake and Alive by Skillet

Friday, July 26, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 23 or Red Rising and Falling


For Sports I read Red Rising by Ted Starkey. It’s a book about the Washington Capitals, my favorite sports team as evidenced by about a dozen tees, two jerseys, two hoodies, one jacket, several car magnets, and my dogs' names. I wish I’d liked the book as much as the team.

It’s hard to write a book on such a dynamic topic. Starkey talks about the impact of the last lockout but this book went to press before the most recent one, the consequences of which are still playing out. Factor in the third coaching system in as many years and the large roster change and the book felt a little dated. I think the book would have done well to wait at least another season before going to print because there were hints that big changes were still to come.

Hockey is a very visual sport; it’s blink-and-you-miss-it stuff. Reading about it in a book is not nearly as interesting as seeing it live or in clips. The other problem is that Starkey is a sports journalist and it shows in his writing style. What works for a 250 word article doesn’t work for a 250 page book. Despite my love of the subject matter, it often felt tedious and grating.

I enjoyed the chapter about the impact the Caps have had on the DC metro area. Starkey talked about the increase in rinks, youth hockey programs, and the media presence of various players. How many people remember those Capital One ads with Ovi? Those parts helped what was otherwise a very dry and technical feel. There were no personal details about the players. Ward had to deal with major racist backlash after beating Boston in Game 7 and we don’t hear one word about it.  

I tried reading it while the season was still happening but it was too much dissonance. There was a lot going on with the Caps between the shortened season and the latest coaching system. It was better finishing it in the summer but it just felt like work in the end. They’re my team so I wanted to finish the book but I shouldn’t be giving myself pep talks to read unless I wanted to go to grad school.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk – The Immersion Book of Steampunk edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports – Red Rising by Ted Starkey

Music: Uprising by Muse

Monday, July 9, 2012

Hockey Names


Lately I’ve been blogging about books or ripping into the wedding industry. To lighten things up and help alleviate my hockey withdrawal, I present you a meme I found on Twitter this weekend.
Replace Song Lyrics with Hockey Names was trending. I got a kick out of “Crosby looks like a lady.” I had some serious fun with the Caps roster.
Put Johansson me
Save a horse, ride an Aucion
Jam on cause Backstrom's got it
You are the Ward I want, the one I need
Neuvy let me go
With you I stop Perreault-tending
Baby when the Laich goes out, I’ll show you what it’s all about
Keep calm and Carlson
Still not Ovi you
Backstrom ass up
Are you Erskine the one you love
Your Hendricks on fire
It's not easy being Green
Holtby darlin' Holtby please
Beagle you are beautiful
Alzner lovers, give me a little bit more
I gotta Perreault-ful of sunshine
You're the Orlov one
Pour some Chimmers on me in the name of love
Don't turn out the Laich now
Burn out the day, burn out the night, I'm Halpern-in' Halpern-in' for you
Stop! It's Hamrlik time

Kickin’ It To: Uprising by Muse

Friday, May 11, 2012

Do You See What I See?


The Capitals current #1 goalie Braden Holtby just welcomed a new baby boy, Benjamin Hunter, with his fiancée Brandi Bodnar. I offer hearty congratulations to both. Unfortunately this is where the blog stops being nice. At the risk of sounding catty, I’m going to speak candidly about the new mom’s image.

I’ve been watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix. The womanizer of the series, Barney, goes through elaborate schemes and stories to get women to go home with him. It’s a running joke in his group of friends that most of these women are a special kind of stupid to fall for his obvious ploys. One of Barney’s favorite groups of women to go after are the ‘i instead of y’ girls. According to Barney, women who use i (Kelli, Holli, Sherri) are dumber and sluttier than the average girl.

I don’t agree with these sort of generalizations as a whole but the character isn’t totally wrong about what people will assume.  When first seeing a Kelli as opposed to a Kelly or Kellie, a lot of people deduct IQ points. It’s like having a southern accent. You’re simple until proven smart. (Yes I know what happens when you assume but honestly tell me you’ve never thought this.)

Since I follow a few Caps and Bears (Caps AHL affiliate) players on Twitter, I found the new mom’s Twitter account. The new mom’s picture is of her side-boob in a bikini showing off her tattoo. That picture is on her main page and paired with all her tweets. Her Twitter account wasn’t exactly an intellectual saving grace either. Ignoring the picture, she didn’t sound stupid but didn’t sound like science consultant for The Big Bang Theory either.

Holtby is 22; a rising star just out of the minor leagues. Bodnar is his fiancée, not wife. People will assume something there, merited or not. Add in the atypical, sorority girl spelling of Brandi and the tacky Twitter picture, the new mom’s image isn’t a good one. (Yes I know your body was awesome pre-baby but the picture is still tacky.)

John Erskine’s wife is on Twitter and she presents herself well from what I’ve seen. I haven’t seen or heard much of anything else from the other wives on the team. For a fan, that’s probably a good thing from a PR stand-point. If you’re not seeing them and hearing them, the wives aren’t having a direct correlation to their husband’s image.

I’m not saying sports wives shouldn’t be seen or heard. Far from it. They just have to be careful about how they’re seen and what everyone hears. What they say and do publicly reflects on their husbands reflects on the team as a whole.

If a sports wife is taking a vocal position on gun ownership or reproductive rights, that’s going to mean a lot for her husband and his relationship with the public. It could even affect his career. That’s life with a SO in the public eye. Remember Gisele after the Super bowl when she mouthed off to the press? That was less than helpful.

I will give the couple points for choosing a great name. The mock-ability is low and the history and meaning of the name is high. I think they did well there. From all the positive things I’m seeing toward Bodnar on Twitter, I’m sure she’s a nice and likable person.

However, teen girls are asking Holtby to the prom. If you want ugly, catty, and vicious things said about the new mom, they’ll be the ones to do it. They just discovered this woman exists and they aren’t going to like it. Bodnar should at least change the Twitter picture to stop fanning the inevitable fire. She doesn’t deserve anyone’s ire (jealousy maybe).

Current Music: Let It Ride - Automatic Loveletter