Showing posts with label hockey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hockey. Show all posts

Monday, February 3, 2014

A Few of My Favorite Things: NHL Hockey

It is the only professional sport I’ve found interesting to watch on television. It’s amazing in real life. My parents met at a game. All of the players are exceptionally good looking. Everyone out there is a talented athlete which is not guaranteed in other major sports e.g. some defensemen in football are just big. That’s it. They don’t have much athletic prowess beyond sheer size and mild sprinting ability. Hockey players are fit, fast, and can take a hit (unlike soccer where you touch certain players and they fall out like a 7 year old).

Hockey is also popular internationally. Scandinavia, Russia, Czech Republic, Canada, and a many other nations love hockey. Even Margot Robbie, an Australian, is obsessed. It’s a sport that’s meant a lot to me in the last few years when I haven’t had much else to look forward to. Hockey is definitely one of my favorite things.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Hockey Is Magic


My first Capitals game was November 21, 2011. The tickets were a Groupon an ex bought at my behest. We broke up the night before and he let me use them so I went with my BFF. It was the first Caps game I went to as an adult.

The last Caps game Boy Toy went to was with some tickets he got from his roommate who is a season ticket holder. He ended up taking a buddy but hasn’t been able to make it back since. That was November 21, 2011.

We were at the same hockey game. We figured it out while talking about the Coyotes and the game I was at with the balloon making its way on to the ice. There is only one real conclusion to draw here: Hockey is magic.

I could throw in some crap about destiny but my parents met at a Caps game. I maintain the magic is with hockey.

Music: Awake and Alive by Skillet

Friday, July 26, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 23 or Red Rising and Falling


For Sports I read Red Rising by Ted Starkey. It’s a book about the Washington Capitals, my favorite sports team as evidenced by about a dozen tees, two jerseys, two hoodies, one jacket, several car magnets, and my dogs' names. I wish I’d liked the book as much as the team.

It’s hard to write a book on such a dynamic topic. Starkey talks about the impact of the last lockout but this book went to press before the most recent one, the consequences of which are still playing out. Factor in the third coaching system in as many years and the large roster change and the book felt a little dated. I think the book would have done well to wait at least another season before going to print because there were hints that big changes were still to come.

Hockey is a very visual sport; it’s blink-and-you-miss-it stuff. Reading about it in a book is not nearly as interesting as seeing it live or in clips. The other problem is that Starkey is a sports journalist and it shows in his writing style. What works for a 250 word article doesn’t work for a 250 page book. Despite my love of the subject matter, it often felt tedious and grating.

I enjoyed the chapter about the impact the Caps have had on the DC metro area. Starkey talked about the increase in rinks, youth hockey programs, and the media presence of various players. How many people remember those Capital One ads with Ovi? Those parts helped what was otherwise a very dry and technical feel. There were no personal details about the players. Ward had to deal with major racist backlash after beating Boston in Game 7 and we don’t hear one word about it.  

I tried reading it while the season was still happening but it was too much dissonance. There was a lot going on with the Caps between the shortened season and the latest coaching system. It was better finishing it in the summer but it just felt like work in the end. They’re my team so I wanted to finish the book but I shouldn’t be giving myself pep talks to read unless I wanted to go to grad school.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk – The Immersion Book of Steampunk edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports – Red Rising by Ted Starkey

Music: Uprising by Muse

Monday, July 9, 2012

Hockey Names


Lately I’ve been blogging about books or ripping into the wedding industry. To lighten things up and help alleviate my hockey withdrawal, I present you a meme I found on Twitter this weekend.
Replace Song Lyrics with Hockey Names was trending. I got a kick out of “Crosby looks like a lady.” I had some serious fun with the Caps roster.
Put Johansson me
Save a horse, ride an Aucion
Jam on cause Backstrom's got it
You are the Ward I want, the one I need
Neuvy let me go
With you I stop Perreault-tending
Baby when the Laich goes out, I’ll show you what it’s all about
Keep calm and Carlson
Still not Ovi you
Backstrom ass up
Are you Erskine the one you love
Your Hendricks on fire
It's not easy being Green
Holtby darlin' Holtby please
Beagle you are beautiful
Alzner lovers, give me a little bit more
I gotta Perreault-ful of sunshine
You're the Orlov one
Pour some Chimmers on me in the name of love
Don't turn out the Laich now
Burn out the day, burn out the night, I'm Halpern-in' Halpern-in' for you
Stop! It's Hamrlik time

Kickin’ It To: Uprising by Muse

Friday, May 11, 2012

Do You See What I See?


The Capitals current #1 goalie Braden Holtby just welcomed a new baby boy, Benjamin Hunter, with his fiancée Brandi Bodnar. I offer hearty congratulations to both. Unfortunately this is where the blog stops being nice. At the risk of sounding catty, I’m going to speak candidly about the new mom’s image.

I’ve been watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix. The womanizer of the series, Barney, goes through elaborate schemes and stories to get women to go home with him. It’s a running joke in his group of friends that most of these women are a special kind of stupid to fall for his obvious ploys. One of Barney’s favorite groups of women to go after are the ‘i instead of y’ girls. According to Barney, women who use i (Kelli, Holli, Sherri) are dumber and sluttier than the average girl.

I don’t agree with these sort of generalizations as a whole but the character isn’t totally wrong about what people will assume.  When first seeing a Kelli as opposed to a Kelly or Kellie, a lot of people deduct IQ points. It’s like having a southern accent. You’re simple until proven smart. (Yes I know what happens when you assume but honestly tell me you’ve never thought this.)

Since I follow a few Caps and Bears (Caps AHL affiliate) players on Twitter, I found the new mom’s Twitter account. The new mom’s picture is of her side-boob in a bikini showing off her tattoo. That picture is on her main page and paired with all her tweets. Her Twitter account wasn’t exactly an intellectual saving grace either. Ignoring the picture, she didn’t sound stupid but didn’t sound like science consultant for The Big Bang Theory either.

Holtby is 22; a rising star just out of the minor leagues. Bodnar is his fiancée, not wife. People will assume something there, merited or not. Add in the atypical, sorority girl spelling of Brandi and the tacky Twitter picture, the new mom’s image isn’t a good one. (Yes I know your body was awesome pre-baby but the picture is still tacky.)

John Erskine’s wife is on Twitter and she presents herself well from what I’ve seen. I haven’t seen or heard much of anything else from the other wives on the team. For a fan, that’s probably a good thing from a PR stand-point. If you’re not seeing them and hearing them, the wives aren’t having a direct correlation to their husband’s image.

I’m not saying sports wives shouldn’t be seen or heard. Far from it. They just have to be careful about how they’re seen and what everyone hears. What they say and do publicly reflects on their husbands reflects on the team as a whole.

If a sports wife is taking a vocal position on gun ownership or reproductive rights, that’s going to mean a lot for her husband and his relationship with the public. It could even affect his career. That’s life with a SO in the public eye. Remember Gisele after the Super bowl when she mouthed off to the press? That was less than helpful.

I will give the couple points for choosing a great name. The mock-ability is low and the history and meaning of the name is high. I think they did well there. From all the positive things I’m seeing toward Bodnar on Twitter, I’m sure she’s a nice and likable person.

However, teen girls are asking Holtby to the prom. If you want ugly, catty, and vicious things said about the new mom, they’ll be the ones to do it. They just discovered this woman exists and they aren’t going to like it. Bodnar should at least change the Twitter picture to stop fanning the inevitable fire. She doesn’t deserve anyone’s ire (jealousy maybe).

Current Music: Let It Ride - Automatic Loveletter

Thursday, May 3, 2012

A Blow to the Head

By now I’m sure most of you have heard about the believed suicide of former NFL player Junior Seau. If you haven’t, I’ve included links to articles for Slate, BBC, and CNN.
It is not atypical for a former football player to take his own life. In fact, depression and dementia are common problems for former players and the Slate article talks about how brains of former players are being studied. One player shot himself in the chest to preserve his brain for study. He showed signs of a condition that causes dementia and depression due to repeated head trauma.

From what I’ve read about his past, Seau sounds like a prime candidate for depression or at the very least, emotional problems. He had a rough upbringing and a less than Mayberry-style reputation off the field. Combined with regular head injuries sustained playing the sport, Seau’s suicide seems almost text book for a former player.

I’ve had multiple conversations with people about how hockey is more violent than football in a way. The sport of football is designed to be more violent but hockey has more deliberate fights and aggressive moves. The point of football is to knock a guy to the ground. The point of hockey is to get the puck in the net. Head traumas on the ice are accidental and merit punishment.

Another advantage hockey seems to have over football is that the NHL takes concussions far more seriously than the NFL. I’ve heard several arguments about how football is dangerous and how teenagers and college kids aren’t being monitored closely enough for injury. So many places are valuing the sport over the players.

In an effort to study the effects of concussions on the brain, concussive players were monitored against a control for players who were supposedly healthy. The study revealed no difference between their brains. The healthy ‘control’ group of players were in fact receiving minor concussions and not being diagnosed or treated. More importantly, they were going out on the field and risking re-injury.

I know the NHL isn’t as popular in the states are football but you don’t hear nearly as much shock and outrage about players with brain injuries. Why? Because the NHL started taking things like that seriously before public outrage made them.

Yes, I’m sure fans and families of former players were speaking out about cases of dementia and depression but it never turned into such a massive debate that went down to the high school level. It was the aftereffects that had the NHL started taking serious looks at concussions and their implications. Because they are brain injuries, they stopped ‘skating it off’ and started pulling concussive players.

When Nicklas Backstrom and Sidney Crosby were out with concussions this season the NHL was very strict about the players even being allowed to skate at practice. There were a series of physical tests they had to pass before being allowed to train to the best of their ability. If they displayed any symptoms during practice, they had to get off the ice. Once the NHL clears you, the trainers work very closely to make sure you don’t risk reinjury. Backstrom spent half the season off the ice; Crosby spent even more. A possible winning streak was not worth someone’s future mental health.

Even with all this debate and outrage, I have heard very little of the NFL’s procedure when a player is diagnosed with a concussion. If new tests or waiting periods have been implemented for player safety, I have heard almost nothing about it.

I’m not making a blanket statement that the NHL is better than the NFL. I don’t follow football as closely and the NHL is bound to have some of the same problems with their former players. What I do know is that I hear more about the NHL’s safety measures and valuing player health and wellbeing than I do for the NFL.

Current Music: When Your Mind's Made Up - Glen Hansard & Market Irglova

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Athletic Love


I was reading an article on The Frisky and it talked about the types to not date. Everyone knows musicians but I hadn’t heard bartenders although that makes total sense. McGuire also added pro-athletes and politicians to the list. I will not argue politicians. I have worked in the nation’s capital. You have to be confident/high on your self to go into that line of work in the first place. I’m not 100% sold on all pro-athletes.
I would be concerned about a U.S. soccer player because he would be a much bigger deal overseas than he would probably be at home. Most NBA and NFL stars I’ll agree with. Those sports are huge and a lot of the rock stars of the team would get enough ego to think they wouldn’t get caught. Some of the bigger names in the NHL (like Alex Ovechkin or Sidney Crosby) must dovery well for themselves. But not all of them.
My mom watched some pre-Super Bowl at home interviews. One of the players had been with the same woman since college and she was definitely no Gisele. Despite being well-known enough to make the special, he seemed to genuinely like his girl-next-door wife. You have to love your spouse butliking them after many years is noteworthy. 
Chimera had an interview recently where he was asked his favorite TV channel. He talked about how he and the wife watch HGTV together all the time. Vokoun had it in his contract that he could go to Florida early before every game there so he could spend time with his wife and daughters. Aucoin, who spent a lot of time in the minors this season, just had a baby boy and couldn’t be happier from what I’ve seen.
Stateside, NHL players aren’t as god-like as NFL players. There aren’t a lot of mainstream rock stars. You also don’t see as many celebrity-NHL marriages as you do NFL or NBA (Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood being the main exceptions). Many of these guys married normal women-next-door. They get a bit of anonymity around town and with a non-celebrity SO which probably helps keep them humble(r).
I could be way off the mark and the NHL could be just as bad as every other pro-league but that’s not the feeling I get. From what I’ve seen as an outsider, they all seem very happy. If you’re happy, you usually aren’t stupid enough to screw it up, especially when your road trip roommate needs somewhere to sleep.

Current Music: The Chase - My Favorite Highway