Eye of the Beholder

As many of you know, I listen to the Kane Show in the mornings. The recently posted something about 8 things men assume are unattractive but women actually like. The list was:

1) A very hairy chest

2) Scruffy facial hair

3) No huge muscles

4) Nerdiness

5) Big noses

6) A little bit of a gut

7) Messy hair

8) A small penis

I’m not into super hairy guys but I know a lot of women who are so that stands. I agree that a huge penis can be painful. It’s not an endless void but a finite space it’s going into. When it’s small the saying is “It’s not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.” Yeah but it takes a long time to England in a rowboat.

Scruffy facial hair is sexy as hell, especially when he’s kissing your neck. Messy hair offsets that look well. Boy Toy is a runner so he’s very lean but he’s strong and solid. Few women want to date a weakling with nothing to him.

I usually go for a Seth Rogan ala Knocked Up type so I have nothing against a small gut. I shop in Lane Bryant and Torrid so I can’t exactly talk. Boy Toy is very lean mostly because he’s a 6’1 runner. He has a prominent nose the way Arthur Darvill has a big nose. It suits his face.

The last thing is nerdiness. I love that he’s a nerd. Being a nerd means you get to be passionate and excited about something. He can also fix my computer and set up my new internet router with a minimum of swearing. This is offset by the fact that I am also a huge nerd so we can be nerdy together. One guy called a Baltimore radio station I had on to say that he was a nerd, his wife was a nerd, and they had 3 little nerdlette children. Living the dream.

Music: Who You Love by John Mayer and Katy Perry