Monumental Jackass: "Who's your Friend in the picture with SlapShot? She's really cute!!"
Me: "And you're really dense if you thought that was going to work socially inept stranger."
MJ: "Rule #257: Never put better looking people in your online pictures because it draws attention for your less fortunate looking self!"
Me: "Wow. You're gunning for Douche Laureate of the Year aren't you?"
There is no way I can make this crap up. I wish I was that good.
There are ways to ask after my friend without being a douchebag. My friend told a guy friend of hers she wasn't interested but she still liked him as a person. She was thinking about fixing him up with one of her friends until he acted like an epic twit about being rejected. Do men not realize that if you're nice to us, it increases the chances of us fixing you up with our friends?
The longer I date, the more I fear for our species. Spinsterhood really doesn't sound so bad some days.
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