The Name Test

I’ve been told this information needs to be made public. Here’s how to test if you’ve done a good job naming your kid or either gender:

“Now announcing Supreme Court Justice nominee _______”

Here’s how to know if you’ve failed your son:

“Will the defendant ______ please rise.”

Or

“_______, you are the father.”

And here’s how to know you’ve definitely failed your daughter:

“Now coming up on stage number 3 _______”

Yes, I know strippers choose fake names that makes it that much worse if the name really does work there.