My cell phone number has several 9s in it. I have seen bad hand writing that has mutated 9s into looking like 7, 4, and/or 1. Due to this, I get a decent amount of wrong numbers, even more so lately.
Since I save all of my friends numbers right away, most unknowns during non-business hours are fair game. I don’t do anything cruel but I do like to have my fun. The ways I’ve been answering my phone lately are:
City Morgue. You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.
Roadside Grill. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.
___’s Taxidermy. You snuff ‘em, we stuff ‘em.
I haven’t needed more than the above but if you’ve got an suggestions, I’d love to hear them.
Current Guilty Pleasure: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
