Monday, July 9, 2012

Hockey Names


Lately I’ve been blogging about books or ripping into the wedding industry. To lighten things up and help alleviate my hockey withdrawal, I present you a meme I found on Twitter this weekend.
Replace Song Lyrics with Hockey Names was trending. I got a kick out of “Crosby looks like a lady.” I had some serious fun with the Caps roster.
Put Johansson me
Save a horse, ride an Aucion
Jam on cause Backstrom's got it
You are the Ward I want, the one I need
Neuvy let me go
With you I stop Perreault-tending
Baby when the Laich goes out, I’ll show you what it’s all about
Keep calm and Carlson
Still not Ovi you
Backstrom ass up
Are you Erskine the one you love
Your Hendricks on fire
It's not easy being Green
Holtby darlin' Holtby please
Beagle you are beautiful
Alzner lovers, give me a little bit more
I gotta Perreault-ful of sunshine
You're the Orlov one
Pour some Chimmers on me in the name of love
Don't turn out the Laich now
Burn out the day, burn out the night, I'm Halpern-in' Halpern-in' for you
Stop! It's Hamrlik time

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