Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Watch Out

My friend was asked to give an assessment of an OKC profile for a guy friend since he has a knack for picking the wrong girl. Here’s a quote from her profile: “I definitely have my sourpuss moments. I have mood swings so you'd better watch out.”
Run! Run like a black man in a horror movie. Run like a slutty cheerleader in a slasher flick. Run like a metrosexual man in the West Virginia mountains.
People prettify the truth in their on-line profiles. You’re not really effing weird; you’re an individual. You’re not an unrealistic perfectionist; you’re unwilling to settle. You’re not morbidly obese; you’re a teddy bear.
This is the best version of herself she’s presenting and she’s saying you need to watch out. She’s not a sourpuss; she’s bat shit crazy. 

She may be a new breed of bat shit crazy since I had a roommate that should've upped her dosage and even she wouldn't have put that down.
The fact that he has been doing the on-line dating thing longer than five minutes and didn’t see this immediately makes me worry for him.
Current Background Noise: Dangerous and Sweet by Lenka

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