Friday, July 26, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 23 or Red Rising and Falling


For Sports I read Red Rising by Ted Starkey. It’s a book about the Washington Capitals, my favorite sports team as evidenced by about a dozen tees, two jerseys, two hoodies, one jacket, several car magnets, and my dogs' names. I wish I’d liked the book as much as the team.

It’s hard to write a book on such a dynamic topic. Starkey talks about the impact of the last lockout but this book went to press before the most recent one, the consequences of which are still playing out. Factor in the third coaching system in as many years and the large roster change and the book felt a little dated. I think the book would have done well to wait at least another season before going to print because there were hints that big changes were still to come.

Hockey is a very visual sport; it’s blink-and-you-miss-it stuff. Reading about it in a book is not nearly as interesting as seeing it live or in clips. The other problem is that Starkey is a sports journalist and it shows in his writing style. What works for a 250 word article doesn’t work for a 250 page book. Despite my love of the subject matter, it often felt tedious and grating.

I enjoyed the chapter about the impact the Caps have had on the DC metro area. Starkey talked about the increase in rinks, youth hockey programs, and the media presence of various players. How many people remember those Capital One ads with Ovi? Those parts helped what was otherwise a very dry and technical feel. There were no personal details about the players. Ward had to deal with major racist backlash after beating Boston in Game 7 and we don’t hear one word about it.  

I tried reading it while the season was still happening but it was too much dissonance. There was a lot going on with the Caps between the shortened season and the latest coaching system. It was better finishing it in the summer but it just felt like work in the end. They’re my team so I wanted to finish the book but I shouldn’t be giving myself pep talks to read unless I wanted to go to grad school.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk – The Immersion Book of Steampunk edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports – Red Rising by Ted Starkey

Music: Uprising by Muse

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 22


I just finished Steampunk with The Immersion Book of Steampunk, a collection of diverse short stories edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala. I love this geek subculture. The costumes, the visual aesthetic, the creativity, the different ways to tell a story based in the same idea. This book is a great introduction to the various ways people handle steampunk: science, magic, aliens, monsters, ether, clockwork men, using figures we know from history, etc.

For me the range was the best and worst thing about this book and why it took me so long to read. This genre requires a good bit of world building so with each story I had to relearn the rules of each world. Here we have steampunk science then we have aliens now here are some clockwork people and now we’re entering a dream world with characters from history. Each of these is written in a totally different voice. It gave me literary whiplash to zip from one the other. It made it hard to finish because I wanted to stop before I had to work to understand another universe.

All the stories are decent and all of the writing is good but I got the most out of it when I read the stories one or two at a time. My favorites were The Machines of the Nephilim, The Clockworks of Hanyang, Cinema U, Empire of Glass, Steam Horse, and Professor Fluvius’s Palace of Many Waters.

If you like the genre, this is worth a shot but if you’ve never read steampunk, I would try a novel first. Learn how the genre works before you see where it can go.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk – The Immersion Book of Steampunk edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports

Music: The Story that Never Starts by Abney Park

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Do You Speak It?

I saw two videos recently that make fun of German. These videos are pretty funny but they actually made me think about the languages they’re using. I’m fluent in English (clearly) and studied German in college.

English is the language the joke exists in. German is the butt of the joke. All the other languages used to juxtapose the difference are romance languages. The Romance part of this has more to do with the Roman Empire than how sexy the words sound. I haven’t studied a romance language since high school but the grammar and sound are completely different than Germanic languages like English and German (duh).

If you look at the structure of a French or Spanish sentence, it’s more than a little different from an English or German sentence. The grammar is what gives English it’s classification since it’s a language that ambushes other languages in dark alleys and picks their pockets for spare vocabulary.

Honestly, German nouns can be easier than other languages if you have a base vocabulary. I didn’t remember the words for ambulance or hospital but ‘Krankenwagen’ and ‘Krankenhaus’ instantly made sense. Rather than make new words, Germans like to combine existing ones. Sometimes they make sense like ‘sick car’ and ‘sick haus.

The really long word they use for sex? It combines ‘Geschelt’ which is gender and ‘Verkehr’ which is traffic. I’d had to do more homework on the common not profane vernacular since they were clearly going with the longest possible word. ‘Fick’ would also work but wouldn’t be nearly as funny.

Not all word mash-ups make perfect sense. ‘Schwein’ is a pig. ‘Hund’ is a dog. Mash them together and you get the German word for bastard. At least ‘Scheißkerl‘ gives you a good context clue combining the words for shit and guy. I don’t understand the nuances or which word is more common but I understand the gist of it. (FYI, The beta looking letter in the middle is pronounced like a double ‘S.’)

Some words aren’t combinations but make must as much sense. Wednesday translates as Mittwoch or mid-week. No language makes perfect sense but as someone who has studied it, German vocabulary really isn’t that confusing. Now if only they didn’t gender all their nouns…

Music: Ich lass dich geh'n by Johannes Oerding

Don’t Be This Guy #1


My friend ‘Eliza’ dated ‘George’ a couple of years ago. It didn’t work out but they remained friends and have several friends in common. Both have dated since the split with Eliza have a couple of decent relationships and George having limited success. 

George has never had much interest in Eliza’s boyfriends. The avoidance was understandable but the regular hissyfits afterwards were tiresome. He has now taken it to a new level.

 George tried to get a group together over FB for a nerd activity. When Eliza said she wanted to bring her current boyfriend, Fitz, George, who was trying to organize the event in the first place, he said he’d rather skip it.

A friend of both is having a birthday party. He sent out a mass email with proposed dates. Eliza said which date was good for her and her current BF. George said, to everyone, that if Eliza was bringing her current BF, he wouldn’t be attending. However he could make it if it was on the day that didn’t work for Eliza.

It’s hard to see your ex in a new relationship. It sucks. I’ve been there. I went to a birthday party in a studio apartment with my ex and his date in attendance. Did I mention it was a few months after a messy breakup and I don’t particularly like him to this day? The party was fun because we avoided each other masterfully. I didn’t want to be the girl who started unnecessary drama.

If you have to avoid the happy couple, do it. There’s nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with announcing it every time. It’s immature and obnoxious. You don’t need to broadcast your personal issue when most of us can infer that ourselves. Behavior like this starts drama and drags extra people along for the ride. Don’t be this guy.

Music: All About You by Melanie C

Friday, July 19, 2013

Don’t Seek and Ye Shall Find


I was catching up on some back Dear Prudie’s on Slate.com from when I was away. There was one woman on there who hadn’t had a relationship in 2 years. She would get a few dates in with a guy and he would disappear. The guys she liked ran away and the ones she didn’t would cling. She said that while she was 27, 2 years of nothing made her want to give up on love.

Prudie’s advice was to ask her friends to be brutally honest about what they think she’s doing wrong and to just not date for a while. Prudie speculated the girl might be giving off subtle signals she’s not catching that are turning guys off. This is the perfect advice.

I was in a similar place. My relationships would only last about a month or two (never a full 8 weeks). Each reason was different and could be explained but the only common denominator was me. I had no clue what I was doing wrong but I knew I was picking/attracting the wrong people.

To add some baggage to the situation, I had a size 4 best friend who I was regularly and openly passed over for. I could feel myself starting to get bitter so I walked away from dating. If something came along, I wouldn’t say no but I wasn’t seeking anything out. It was one of my better romantic decisions.

I started to enjoy my life, forget about the men who pursued my friend over me, and kept myself out in the world. I had a few offers from some guys who were nice but I really didn’t want to say yes to them. I even had some outside pressure to go out with them but I just couldn’t do it. Not too long after that I met Boy Toy.

We haven’t been together all that long but it has been going really well and I have no reason to expect it to be different going forward. He’s not what I expected but I’m happy. If we stay together for all of the stuff we hope to do together, it will become my second longest relationship rather quickly.

The cliche of finding love when you’re not looking for it was true in my case. Maybe it’s a cliche for a reason. The more desperate you are, the more obvious it is. When you’re just out enjoying life, people tend to see a better version of you and that’s attractive.

Current Music: If I Lose Myself Tonight by OneRepublic

P. S. Don't over-read into my use of the word 'love' in the last paragraph. It was the best word for my purposes. When the L-Bomb drops, I'll blog about it. Until then Boy Toy and I deeply  in like with each other, smitten, and other applicable happy recent relationship phrases.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 21

Another Book down. I just finished Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard. It started as a blog based around the late night ramblings of her husband. The blog has since spawned shirts, bags, and various TV appearances. It's died down a bit since they had a baby.

I want prints of some of these to put in my home. What I really enjoyed was the stories of Karen and Adam interspersed throughout the quotes. You would get 20 pages of quotes followed by part of their story or some expertise on sleep talking by a doctor. It struck the perfect balance.

I’ve read so many books I haven’t especially liked for this challenge that it was nice to finally read one I could get excited about. I showed it to Boy Toy and he loved it. I highly recommend it for everyone who doesn’t have delicate sensibilities.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy 
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror 
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday 
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories 
14) Library 
15) Animal 
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near 
21) Far 
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card 
25) Otherworldly Creature 
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy 
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk 
31) Movie-Book 
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel 
34) Food 
35) Classic 
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennard
37) Poetry 
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funder
39) Future 
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic 
41) Zombie 
42) Sports

Music: Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas

Friday, July 12, 2013

Bad Words

Preface: I’m about to talk about something horribly politically incorrect. This is coming from a white person’s perspective but also a person who is interested in words and how we use them. I’m genuinely not trying to offend anybody. This is just the inner musings of my mind.

I’m truly not sure how Jap or Paki became racist terms. Japanese and Pakistani are acceptable words that express nationality. The racist slurs are abbreviations of the full words. How did the abbreviations become offensive? Part of me is genuinely curious and another part of me wonders if all the clever racists were out to lunch when they agreed upon these words as the go-to monosyllabic insult.

I find the fact that abbreviations became slurs terribly lazy on the part of the racists. The primary insults against Chinese and Koreans are entirely separate words. At least that took a little bit of (detestable) thought. Those words have some sort of back story albeit a wicked one. If you’re going to waste that much oxygen being a racist asshole, can’t you at least be clever about it?

This is coming from the same place in my head that got activated whenever bullies tried to pick on me as a little kid. They’d always start with the most obvious tactics, resulting in my comeback of “Seriously? That’s the best you’ve got? Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mom help you?”

As a white person I cannot fully understand how loaded any of these phrases are when they’re slung at you. One of the worst words we’ve currently got against us is ‘cracker.’ After all of the horrible things white people have done over the centuries, cracker was the cream of the crop? At least ‘white devil’ has a proper ring of villainy to it.

If there is anything to take away from this blog entry, it’s the best way to throw bullies off their game. At the core of their ice planet hearts, all racists are bullies. If they try to tear you down and you insult their insults, they’ve usually got nothing else. Hate has never been a particularly original emotion. If they’re going to hate you for a stupid reason, I say make them work for it.

Music: I Am the Doctor by Murray Gold & the BBC National Orchestra of Wales