Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

PopSugar Reading Challenge Book 18 or Paws Up

For nonhuman characters, I went whole dog and read The Unscratchables by Cornelius Kane. It’s a take on the noir detective genre but all the characters are various kinds of cats and dogs.  It opens with a messy murder and Max “Crusher” McNash on the case. Soon, Cassius Lap of the Feline Bureau of Investigation is called in to assist.

I had trouble telling what the time frame was supposed to be. Based on Crusher’s past, it seemed like it might be post-WWII or possibly Vietnam since the main genre focus is on the 1950s detective genre. But there were references to Wizard Whelp, Jack Russell Crowe, and other more modern pop culture phenomena. It was hard to tell.

Kane did a good job painting it like an animal’s world with language: janglers instead of phones, bobblers instead of heads, chasing tails instead of going in circles, etc. I enjoyed the puns like the street names, PAVLOV, and various character names. Kane included several different jokes that were fun to discover.


It’s a light and easy read. Given the time of year, perfect for the beach.


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

A Graphic Year Weeks 13, 14, & 15

I bet you thought I’d forgotten about my graphic novel challenge. No such thing. The Boy and I planned an impromptu trip due to his use-or-lose-vacation and current lack of employment.

I read the first two trades of the Templar, Arizona series. I thought at the end of the first trade it might still be finding its footing but I had the same feeling at the end of the second trade that I did at the end of the first trade: “What was the point of that?”

The characters are interesting but I just didn’t get the point of the series. One of the problems was probably me going in with expectations. I expected a bit of a supernatural element instead of a cast of wacky characters in an odd city. I suspect the overall theme might be closer to Friends and Seinfeld, neither of which I spoke to me.

Templar, Arizona seems like an interesting place with odd groups of people. I’m sure there are a lot of people who would love this series. I’m just not one of them.

Rover Red Charlie was less of an impulse buy. I picked it up in downtown Annapolis. There was a dog in the shop and when the guy realized I was a dog person, he told me about the book. Humanity is meeting its end and man’s best friend isn’t sure what to do about it. 

It tells the story of three dogs going across the country to try and make sense of world without people. It’s beautiful, heartbreaking, and a must read for dog lovers out there.


I also finished off the Deadpool Minibus with Night of the Living Deadpool. It was very close to what I’d expect Deadpool in a zombie apocalypse. It was a little light on the sass but when zombies outnumber people, you take what you can get. There were definitely moments of sadness and loss but I did not see the ending coming.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Priorities

Quote of the day courtesy yours truly: “We have the technology to figure out the atmospheric make up of planets billions of lightyears away and the make up of tiny atoms. Yet when it comes to determining why two dogs can eat the exact same food but only one turns it into room clearing farts we’ve got bupkis. Priorities people.”

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Home Sweet Own Book 38


For Animal I read Puppy Kisses Are Good for the Soul by Howard Weinstein. I heard him give a talk about dog training at Shore Leave where he hyped it. He made a point of saying one of the most popular Amazon reviews notes that, despite the stupid name, the book is an excellent resource. Half the book was a memoir of his life and experience of his beloved corgi Mail Order Annie and the other half was a training guide.

As someone who grew up a dog person it was entertaining to hear what it’s like for someone who doesn’t get a dog until later in life. Weinstein was very lucky to get Annie instead of Marley so he was able to learn gradually. I loved that one of my beloved cons, Shore Leave, was featured in the book multiple times. Because Weinstein made a living of writing Star Trek books, Annie often traveled with him to conventions.

The training half was as entertaining for me because a lot of it is stuff that I already knew. It’s good to be reminded since my little monsters came with a few bad habits but that part dragged for me. My dogs were already crate trained so I didn’t need the bow-to or reminder for late night potty breaks.

If you’re getting a new puppy or are new to the great animal we call dog, this is an invaluable tool. Weinstein uses positivity training which is a proven effective training method and allows you bond with your animal. If you want help training your dog, I highly recommend it.

1) Fiction – A Once Crowded Sky by Tom King
2) Nonfiction – The Man Who Loved Books Too Much by Allison Hoover Bartlett
3) Sci-Fi – Redshirts by John Scalzi
4) Fantasy – The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde
5) Mystery – Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer
6) Horror – Call of the Jersey Devil by Aurelio Voltaire
7) Memoir/Biography – Data, A Love Story by Amy Webb
8) Chick Lit – Me and Mr. Darcy by Alexandra Potter
9) Feminist – Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
10) Teen – What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen
11) Holiday
12) Essays – What Was I Thinking? ed. by Barbara Davilman & Liz Dubelman
13) Short Stories – Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman
14) Library
15) Animal Puppy Kisses Are Good for the Soul by Howard Weinstein
16) Book about Books – Judging a Book By Its Lover by Lauren Leto
17) New – Pitch Perfect by Mickey Rapkin
18) Old – Dark and Stormy Knights edited by P. N. Elrod
19) Pop Science – Why Men Fake It by Abraham Morgentaler, MD
20) Near – Lust, Lies, and Love Over Lunch by Krista White
21) Far – Fuzzy Nation by John Scalzi
22) Graphic Novel – Love and Capes: Do You Want to Know a Secret? by Thomas F. Zahler
23) Reread – Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
24) Wild Card – Altared edited by Colleen Curran
25) Otherworldly Creature – Those Who Fight Monsters edited by Justin Gustianis
26) Free – Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin
27) Noteworthy
28) Bestseller – How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran
29) Themed Anthology – Red edited by Kris Goldsmith
30) Steampunk – The Immersion Book of Steampunk edited by Gareth Jones and Carmelo Rafala
31) Movie-Book – One for the Money by Janet Evanovich
32) Media – Doctor Who: Touched By an Angel by Jonathan Morris
33) Travel – Love with a Chance of Drowning by Torre DeRoche
34) Food – Spiced by Dalia Jurgensen
35) Classic – Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
36) Humor – Sleep Talkin’ Man by Karen Slavick-Lennar
37) Poetry
38) Past – Stasiland by Anna Funde
39) Future Go to Hell by Pab Sungenis
40) Dystopia/Post-Apocalyptic – Diverse Energies edited by Tobias Buckell & Joe Monti
41) Zombie – FUBAR, Volume 2: Empire of the Rising Dead
42) Sports – Red Rising by Ted Starkey


Music: Animal by Neon Trees

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Gaseous Humorous


My dog just farted. It startled him off the couch. He jumped down and started chasing his own tail around. I think his fart confused him which is why he was chasing it around. I posted this once I was done laughing.

Music: Let's Ride by Brother

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Adventures at the Dog Park


I recently took Thing 1 and Thing 2 to the dog park. The small dog pen is about the ¼ the size of our yard at home so I usually put them in with the big dogs to blow off some steam. It’s also good for them to remember they’re not the biggest dogs around.

While I was standing around with the other dog owners Little Miss Priss decided that, as the smallest dog, hanging around with mommy was a good idea. Her brother came by to chill in between running around like a nut. A young Doberman found my little girl interesting but she’d had enough.

She gave a ruff/snap to tell the other dog to back off and my little boy, the ultimate pushover, got right in the Doberman’s face and got him to step off. I was both surprised and amused.

I understand the mentality of “That’s my pack member!” but with these two it reads more like “Nobody picks on my sister but me!” Either way it was adorable. I have a little more respect for my chubby boy.

Current Music: Sellout (Lost Album Version) by Voltaire and The Oddz 

Thursday, December 20, 2012

No Shoes, No Service


I heard an interesting debate on the Kane Show this morning. A listener wrote in because he went to visit his friend who just had a new baby. The house had a no-shoes rule so he left his $275 shoes at the door. When he went to leave at the end of the night the dog had chewed them. His friends are refusing to pay for a new pair. He thinks they should. Who’s right?

This is 100% on the homeowners. If they can’t afford the full $275, they should offer some financial compensation. It is their house, their rule, and their badly trained dog. Refusing to pay for what amount to their screw-up only adds insult to injury. (Freudian slip: I originally typed ass instead of add the first time which is what these people are being.)

What adds to the faux pas is that the homeowners know if their dog is a chewer. If it’s a puppy, everything is a chew toy. You should know better. If your adult dog still chews, you’ve lost enough shoes to know better. If they insist on a no-shoes policy and they have a shoe-loving dog, they need to have a safe location for guests’ shoes. If they can’t do that, they either need to rewrite the rule or stop having guests.

I’ve owned three dogs in my life none of whom had any interest in shoes. I also don’t believe in a blanket no-shoes rule. If your shoes are dirty or muddy or you stepped in crap then leave them at the door. If you want to leave them at the door, go ahead. Otherwise wipe ‘em on the mat and come on in.

I have a friend who insists everyone who enters her apartment must remove their shoes and wash their hands. If you have a new baby or the guest is or recently was ill that makes sense but for a single twenty-something, it’s a little much to ask of every guest you ever have. At least this friend will offer one-size-fits-her slippers (a moot point for large footed people but a nice gesture).

If those are the rules and it’s not my house, I will (begrudgingly) abide by them. If those rules cause harm to the property I had to leave at the door, that’s on you. If you disagree then I probably don’t need to swing by any time soon.

Current Music: Figure 8 by Ellie Goulding

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Dog Gone

So Michael Vick has a dog. My first thought? I wonder how long until Jerry Sandusky can be a foster parent.

Comparing Vick to a child molester might be a little extreme. He’s not that bad. Hurricane Sandy wasn’t as bad as the Japanese earthquake/tsunami. Both are terrible, neither has a conscience, and you’re not rooting for either of them but one is worse than the other.

A lot of people I talked to don’t see the problem. They said that he’s changed and the dog is for his daughter. People can change but it’s rare and it’s never that quickly or that much.

I think he should be banned from ever getting a dog. At the very least, he should be banned from getting a dog or cat for several years. He should explain to his little girl that the family can’t get a dog because daddy used to help run a ring where they killed each other for sport.

Just because he’s good at his job doesn’t mean he’s changed as a person. I have every doubt that he has learned his lesson. I believe he is enough of an arrogant motherfucker to think he’s above the law and do something like that again. If he was capable of it before, he is capable of it now.

If you want to forgive him for what he did, that’s your call but saying he deserves to get a dog is not forgiving, it’s forgetting. Just because you forgave you’re junkie relative doesn’t mean you leave him alone with your medicine cabinet. Just because a child molester serves his time doesn’t mean you let him babysit. Just because Chris Brown did his classes doesn’t mean his anger issues are resolved. (He put a chair through a window at GMA. Such progress.)

I have learned through multiple experiences that people almost never change. If they do change, it’s because it benefits them. Since Vick got his career back and his supporters pretend this never happened, why does he have to change? Most of what he did reeks of sociopathy.

My philosophy: Just because you’re kind enough to forgive someone doesn’t mean you should be stupid enough to trust them.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

No Dog for You!

This must be a hot topic because I've seen 2 articles about it in less than a month. I have not adopted a pet. The dog I had growing up was purchased from a breeder when I was seven. I haven't gotten another pet since but I would like to once I'm more stable. I plan on getting a 'certified pre-owned' dog when I do get another animal. Apparently, it's a lot harder than those SPCA ads would have you believe.

I've heard some groups would give you a hard time but it seems to be the majority rather than the minority. Some of the reasons Prudie of Slate.com (a fab advice columnist from Slate) and others weren't allowed to adopt animals is crazy. They included but weren't limited to: living in an apartment, being over 60 (for a cat), allowing a border collie off-leash, leaving a dog in a fenced yard unsupervised, having the wrong kind of flooring, having children in the next 10 years, and working full-time. It's not just Slate writers who go through this either. One of the Cracked.com stafferswrote a similar article about his ordeal trying to adopt a dog. 


I understand seeing the horrible things people do to animals can harden humans against other humans. All of my friends know better than to get me started about that worthless, remorseless son of a bitch Michael Vick. But taking out frustrations about abusers on families who want to adopt animals isn't fair because it's keeping animals from getting adopted. Several people in Prudie's article were either rejected or gave up and went to breeders.

I understand interviewing people and doing a background check. I don't think people like Michael Vick should be allowed to own fish. I can see an FYI at a young couple that certain dogs are not for young kids. I can see asking an older person what they plan to do if something happens. I can even understand a home visit since not everyone knows how to prepare for a dog. But at some point, these 'advocates' are hurting their cause more than helping. I've had more than one friend say they'd rather just buy a dog from a breeder than go through the ridiculous hoops. I think that means what they're doing isn't working.

Current Music: Howl - Florence + the Machine