Thursday, August 1, 2013

Relationship PSA: Women


I did one for the guys so it’s only fair I’m doing one for the women. Much as I hate gender stereotypes, men and women tend to differ in the same overall ways. Women are talkers, thinkers, feelers whereas men tend toward doers and grunters.

Don’t Overcomplicate Him Men are simple. They spend little or no time thinking about their feelings. A guy can sit and stare at the wall for an hour and not think about a blessed thing. He does not see any issue with this. If you must talk about feelings and where this is going, cut him a break. He may not fully understand his feelings or have the ‘emotional vocabulary’ to discuss them. Have these sorts of discussions only when necessary or not more than once a month.

Actions Speak Louder than Words This is a lesson that applies to all people but is paramount in your relationships. If he’s an inconsiderate jerk part of the time but is really apologetic and sweet when you’re mad at him, he’s an inconsiderate jerk. If he does something nice and thoughtful for you for no reason, he’s nice and thoughtful. If he says he really likes you but rarely calls you and doesn’t make much effort to see you, he doesn’t really like you.

Give Him Space Most men aren’t overly chatty. Hell, I am chatty and I still don’t have new stuff to say every day. Give him a little space on days you’re not together. Don’t text him four times and wait anxiously for a response. If he’s not responding, it’s for a reason. He can’t miss you and think about the ways you make his life better if you don’t go away. If he’s not talking to you for days at a time, please see above

Talk to Him Remember ‘men are simple?’ This means they don’t always think that hard and suck at subtle. If there is something you want, ask for it. If there’s something you want to do, say so. If there’s something that’s bothering you, don’t hint or be passive-aggressive. Tell him. You can’t get what you don’t ask for. “He should just know” only applies if you’ve said it five times before. Don’t like it? Date a woman.

Music: One of the Boys by Katy Perry

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