Friday, August 2, 2013

Nerd Blackface: Girls


As a nerd girl, I find a lot of the stereotypes about us personally offensive.

Firstly, we’re not Hope Diamond rare. I’m going to be spending the weekend with three of them. I organize a board game group, attend geek oriented MeetUps and go to a Dr Who happy hour. Any of these events can be up to 50% female. Yes, most nerd events are gender biased toward men but it’s not Where’s Waldo bad.

Secondly, we’re not ogres. I’m not underwear model sexy but I’m easy on the eyes. I have several attractive nerd girl friends. I see a variety of cute, sexy, pretty, and hot at any nerd event. Nerd girls are like regular girls. We come in all shapes and sizes. Not all girls will be pretty to all guys but if you don’t see one attractive female for the whole of a nerd event, there’s something wrong with you.

Thirdly, the hot girls who cosplay some sexy character at cons but actually know nothing of that fandom? She’s not a real nerd. She’s here with her boyfriend or best friend and wanted some attention. Most nerds, male and female, stop finding her hot and start finding her annoying once she starts talking.

Fourthly, the complete opposite of the above would be the fangirl. When she sees David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Benedict Cumberbatch, young Will Shatner, or some other hot fandom star, she acts like a mainstream 12 year old at a One Direction concert. Not all nerd girls are fangirls. Some ladies may be totally chill around all but one celebrity. I’ve talked about how nerds embraced their unbridled enthusiasm. Fangirls take it a step too far.

Music: Cathouse Tragedy by Voltaire

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