Sunday, September 15, 2013

Quotable Boyfriend


There are some moments when I immensely like my boyfriend. These are some of the memorable quotes from the weekend:

“You eat food which is sexy since I can take you to nice restaurants and you’ll eat food.”

“Women in magazines are pretty but they just don’t look real. It’s the same for men.”

My nerd is not smooth enough to say something he doesn’t mean just because it seems like a good idea. One of his favorite things is going to different restaurants and enjoying good food. Since I’m fairly healthy most days, he doesn’t mind my love of carbs and dessert. It’s an interest we enjoy together.

And if you ever tire of mocking the articles in Cosmo, inspect the pictures. Any time you find a picture of a woman and you can see she has pores, do a shot. I call this drinking game Sobriety.

After years of BS, I’m finally dating someone who has a realistic expectation of my body and diet. Sweet.

Music: Falling Slowly by Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova

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